This process was unnecessarily long. I mean, it wasn’t that long, really, but it was like trying to get out of the Mormon religion. I clicked deactivate and they gave me the “________ will miss you!” bullshit and then I had to give a reason for leaving (I checked “other” and elaborated “because fuck the police.” can they call the internet police and get me virtually arrested?) and even though I checked the box to discourage them from emailing me, they still emailed me and told me “hey, we know it’s only been 30 fucking seconds, but we seriously miss you. Here’s a convenient link to reactivate your account!”  And through all of this, I’m thinking “No, Facebook. You’re dumb. I want to see what life is like without you.”

This process was unnecessarily long. I mean, it wasn’t that long, really, but it was like trying to get out of the Mormon religion. I clicked deactivate and they gave me the “________ will miss you!” bullshit and then I had to give a reason for leaving (I checked “other” and elaborated “because fuck the police.” can they call the internet police and get me virtually arrested?) and even though I checked the box to discourage them from emailing me, they still emailed me and told me “hey, we know it’s only been 30 fucking seconds, but we seriously miss you. Here’s a convenient link to reactivate your account!” 

And through all of this, I’m thinking “No, Facebook. You’re dumb. I want to see what life is like without you.”