Wow, that new X-ray app works really well!
I went to the doctor today because I slipped on ice and fell on my hand and thought it had been irreparably shattered. But then the doctor looked at the X-rays and was like “bitch u fine go back to class.” So, that was fun. I even got a souvenir!
But you guys don’t care about my life. Ignore all that and look at this interesting picture of my hand instead!

Wow, that new X-ray app works really well!

I went to the doctor today because I slipped on ice and fell on my hand and thought it had been irreparably shattered. But then the doctor looked at the X-rays and was like “bitch u fine go back to class.” So, that was fun. I even got a souvenir!

But you guys don’t care about my life. Ignore all that and look at this interesting picture of my hand instead!